Friday, December 2, 2011

Some Really Hilarious Jokes :)

This one i had posted as my fb status two days back....



Mom: Beta Khana Khayega?
Beta: Na.


Mom: Laddu?
Beta: Na.

Mom: Ice Cream?
Beta: Na.

Mom: Bilkul Sharad Pawar Pe Gaya Hai tu,

         THAPPAD Hi Khayega...... ;)






And these are some more(also very cool)...




Bhoot 1: Tum kaise maare?
Bhoot 2: Thand se.

Bhoot 1: Aur tum??
Bhoot 2: Sharam se.

Bhoot 1: Wo kaise?

Bhoot 2: Biwi pe shak tha, sara ghar dhund daala..
             Lekin koi nahi mila.
Bhoot 1: Saale refrigerator dekh leta,
             Toh dono bach jaate..





Gaon me Bijli aane wali thi, isliye sab log Bahut Khush the. Gaon ka ek Kutta bhi Bahut Khush tha.

Sab ne poochha: Tu kyun Khush hai?


Wo bola: Bijli aayengi to Khambe bhi Lagenge na... ;)




Girl : Mujhe ek msg 40 logo ko bhejna hai,
         toh kaise bheju?

Customer Care: Kya msg hai ?
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Girl:  Hi Janu, I have no balance,
        
plz 100 ka rechrage karva do.!






WHAT IS REAL TENSION?
Ek Khoobsurat Ladki ne Aapse Lift Maangi, Raaste mein Uski Tabiyat Kharab ho gayi. 
Aap Usse Hospital le gaye... 
Doctor Bola: Aap Baap Banne Wale Ho!!


Aap Bole: Main Iska Baap Nhi Hun.
Phir Ladki Boli: Yahi Iska Baap hai!


Police Aayi, Apka Medical Check-up hua. 
Report aayi: Aap Kabhi Baap Hi Nhi Ban Sakte! 


Aapne Ladki se Peecha Chhootne ke Liye Thank God Kaha, Aur Nikal Liye, 
Phiir socha yeh-: "GHAR PE JO 2 BACCHE HAIN, VO KISKE HAIN?? :D 
This is Real Tension.. ;)


LOLz.... :D

Monday, November 7, 2011

Seva (Volunteer Work)

Yo, i just returned yesterday after meeting Guruji in Barackpore's Mahasatsang. It was a simply fabulous experience(a first of its kind) where 30 of us from ISM went on a one-day bus ride to meet our beloved Guruji.  Apart from the obvious fun-n-frolic, i can't tell how much sattva(merit) i must have earned because of this one trip. (I could feel it during my meditations during and past the event ;) What can be a bigger seva than taking devotees to their Guru...

And seva was what Guruji talked about during his discourse in the mahasatsang. He told Seva is what you do when you feel that connection with the Divine. When you feel that oneness with God, you automatically tend to do something beneficial for His people. I felt so proud on hearing this because it made me confident of my Bhakti(a virtue thats no so easy to cultivate). Volunteer work is my passion and comes very naturally to me, and equally natural and suttle is my proud connection with the master.

Really, i'm soaked in full gratitude as i write this post as i'm feeling very fortunate to have got so many good opportunities to serve people in the past, present and even the future to come. Yo Guruji, Thank you so much... You rock!!! :)

                                 
JGD.... ;)

Sunday, September 18, 2011

My DSN experience

Since the past two weeks i have been working for organizing YES!+ DSN in Dhanbad. So while working i was reminded of my first DSN which i did about one and a half years back with Rajesh bhaiya in Ranchi. What an unexpected course it was..!! The first bomb that was dropped on all of us was that the course got extended by one day. Imagine people had come from different cities adjusting their schedule booking their tickets and all. And suddenly we were told to change it all. Very uncomfortable situation! Yet all but one successfully went through it.

Then when Rajesh bhaiya arrived, he scared us all off with a non-smiling face(not at all typical of him). Aisa gazab ka dara diya tha bhaiya ne with the kind of punishments he used to give. Doosro ko punishment me dekhte hue hi apni fat jaati thi. But uss darr k saath-saath knowledge ka jo dose milta tha, that too with its real-life implementation, that is truly indescribable. Aur saath me jo masti hoti thi, subhan aalah!! The amount of dancing and bonding that happened was beyond all my expectations. I had never thought ki Art of Living course me itna nachaaya ja sakta hai, vo bhi bhajans pe nahi.. dhinchak filmy gaano pe! And i had also never thought ki ek anjaan shehar me jaakar jahaan main kisiko nahi jaanta, i'll develop such deep bonds that i can't ever break throughout my life. As i write this experience am actually feeling very overwhelmed, quite similar to what i felt while doing the course.

And what happened after the course is history. I single-handedly introduced YES!+ in my college ISM Dhanbad with a grand course of 108 participants. Obviously i took help from my juniors and seniors who were somewhat related to AOL. But 108 is a big number and i feel proud of myself for organizing that course. First day when the course was about to start i got a call from Rajesh Bhaiya himself to congratulate me on my success. I remember his words, "You have done so good that i had no choice but to call you." Tears of gratitude fell down my eyes. He also told me to share my experience in YES!+ Delhi pages so that they can also get inspired by my story. Though very late, but am implementing what he asked me to do.

Love you Rajesh bhaiya(and of course Guruji) for changing my life with your love..!!

JGD :)

Saturday, August 6, 2011

Death

I just got the news of my maasi's death from my mother. I was obviously shocked to hear. But i used the knowledge about death given by Guruji during Pitaji's death and was able to stay calm, much more calm than i was when i learnt about my grandfather's death which is the last death of a closed one that i remember.

I was quite close to her and shared an extremely friendly relationship with her. In my childhood i used to call her informally saying "tu" and thus our relationship had no respect-related issues. It is pretty obvious that i'm extremely sad at her death and will miss her immensely.

I was in Bangalore when Pitaji expired and thus clearly remember the lessons given by Guruji at that time about death. One of those lessons was to take even death as a celebration in the sense that one person has completed the journey of this lifetime successfully and another one was to meditate as a means of mourning. As soon as i kept my mother's phone down, i told my friend about the loss and then sat down to meditate for few minutes. Few moments of silence was all i could offer her after she had passed away.

There was no purpose of getting sad as my sadness could not bring her back to life. But at the same time it is humanly impossible to be joyful at such moments. And so i decided to dive fully into the grief all at once instead of trying to be happy momentarily for the time being and then taking this pain later in instalments. By doing this its not that i won't remember her later, but i think its better to cry it all out so that you are able to move on with your routine life

Guruji had also told to take any death you come across as a realization of the ultimate truth of life, Death.
One moment a person is a normal breathing-walking-talking human being and next moment he is just a body having all the biological parts that a living person has, but still not alive. What is it that goes missing from the body at that moment of death? What is that life force which distinguishes the living from the death?
Staying with these questions is all that is required to change the life's perspective and to cross to the other shore. 

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Dr. Humour

I'm not talking about any humorous and funny doctor  here. Its just that i have got into the habit of addressing people and things as "doctor" ever since i have made my mind to do Ph.D after my post-graduation in management. ;) ;)

Vaise, if we think from another angle, humour can very well be considered as a doctor because humour is very effective in changing our attitude towards problems and thus is of great aid in solving those problems. It is very obvious that if we take any adverse situation in good spirits, we get into a much better state of mind so as to deal with the situation.

For example, if someone insults me in front of a huge crowd, i have two options- either i can take it on my heart and feel very bad about it or i can simply give a humorous reply to the person, thus saving my grace and at the same time freeing my mind from the negative post-effects of the insult. And if i choose the second option, i become a "Verito Man"  (Refer the new advertisement of Mahindra Verito below..)


I know this was a bad joke ;) :P
Sometimes too many of such poor jokes cause irritation instead of humour. And we all have atleast one person in our lives who irritates so much with bad humour that it is difficult to tolerate him even for one minute. (I use "him" because usually it is an irritating boy) Such people spoil the whole flavour of humour and consequently people get so pissed off with humour and light-heartedness that they stop smiling at all and have a continuous grin on the face. This is not a sign of good living.

Humour is essential for a happy and fulfilling life. That is why, it is good to encourage few moments of light-heartedness amidst working on a serious project. This helps in creating a relaxed mindset which is essential for making right decisions and doing right actions, thereby maximizing the working efficiency.


So, smile and be free!!! :) :)

Love,
Jayant.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

One Good Thing Leads To Another

Yes i had heard this proverb before also but today i actually experienced this happen to me. Its actually a very small instance and it may seem stupid to even write on blog. But i think that this observation made a difference to my life.

Here's the thing... Actually for the past 10-12days i was a little pissed off with myself. I had got my best friend Rahul terribly wounded, about which i was feeling really bad. What also pinched me were my growing unhygienic habits. I was keeping my room utterly untidy. I didn't even use to clean my bed before going to sleep. My room smelled of rat's shit. All my winter clothes were dirty and i didn't care for giving them to laundry. My bathing frequency had decreased drastically. I had even become irregular with my kriya. I was having a tough time with few of my group members at the ongoing survey camp. I had got scolded by a prof for bad performance in his subject's end-sem exam. I was informed that i'll have to cancel my trip to bangalore as the scheduled viva on 2nd jan was not getting postponed. Overall speaking, nothing seemed to be going right for me.

However today when i was returning after doing the survey task, i accompanied Rahul to the main gate and just hung out. It felt good to see his recovery and regaining lost terms with him after the accident. And then, as the title of this post says, one good thing led to another. I returned to my room and kept water for heating so that i can take bath, went to the laundry to give dirty clothes and take back the washed ones. After bathing and wearing cleaned clothes after a reasonable time gap, i even felt like meditating, which i wasn't feeling like doing since the past few days. So i did my kriya and had quite healthy dinner, after which i watched an episode of the vampire diaries. And now here i am all set to go to sleep, even before 11pm. I hope this series of good things will continue with me getting up early tomorrow and cleaning up the rest of my room( i have already cleaned my bed).

I do know that these series of good and bad things would continue throughout my life. But what i have realized is that bad things are just a doorway for good things to happen. The pinch or learning experience that we get from the bad things ultimately leads to a good thing, after which more good things follow.

Alright. Enough said for now. Good night!
Bye.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Some ISM Seniors who touched my life...

Ever since i have entered second year, i have been condemning my decision of taking admission in ISM Dhanbad. Following are the names of some seniors whom i met here in this college and meeting whom makes me feel less bad about my decision of joining ISM..

1.Vikas Mitruka: He was the first senior in ISM whom i developed affection for. His cool and helpful attitude has always attracted me. In my two years of knowing him, what i have liked the most about him is his commitment and enthusiasm towards everything he chooses to do. At present, i have developed tremendous amount of love and respect for him. He's one person with whom i can talk in a very free and frank way without any senior-junior obligations and yet there's total value for the few words of guidance and help that he provides me. Yes, its true that he gets a little sentimental, when it comes to girls and to the future of his dual degree branch. However, this small fact doesn't stop me from adoring him as one of my most favorite seniors. I joined FFI, an organization which i never really liked, just to increase my interaction with him. although this effort of mine didn't yield the desired fruit as our teams were different in FFI.

2.Dheeraj Kumar Jha: I came close to him as a consequence of my decision to join FFI. As I mentioned, Vikas Mitruka and myself were in different teams and this guy(Dheeraj Kumar Jha) came up as the leader for my team, Blood Line. I had first seen him as the secretary of FFI, thanking the motivational speakers who had bored me to death in a blood donation awareness programme. My second encounter happened with him in my 3rd sem in a debate of Environmental Department Eco Club, for which he won the first prize. It was then when i got really impressed by his speaking skills. Finally during my work with him in the Blood Line team, I explored many things about him like his deep interest in the field of mining, his heartfelt concern towards social issues and his strong urge to contribute to the society. He is so ideal that it is difficult to believe that he actually exists. I was actually surprised to see his fun side in his photos on facebook coz in my personal experience with him, he has always been Mr. Responsible and Mr. Punctual. This person commands respect and deserves every single bit of it. I seriously am greatly inspired by this great personality, who is referred to as "Dheeraj Ji" even by his batchmates and it would be indeed am achievement for me if i am able to gain even a few of his qualities.

3.Satya Prakash: I met him first as the face of Kartavya, totally dedicated and committed to the noble task. One day, while doing some Kartavya work in his room, I saw Guruji's photo kept over his CPU box. I felt good to know about one more person in ISM, who's a part of the Art of Living family. However, i didn't speak to him at all about it. Then after a year or so, when i was having great trouble booking a venue in college for its first YES!+, i was reminded of him and i gave him a call. Within no time, he figured out a solution and implemented it too all by himself, taking all the burden off my shoulder. Thus, we were able to have the memorable first YES!+ of ISM Dhanbad with Akhilesh Parmanu in February this year. This marked the beginning of our bonding. After this, whenever Parmanu bhaiya used to come, he used to show his amazing hospitality and care. He used to treat us all on outings despite being low on funds. I then developed huge amount of sincere respect for him and began acknowledging the value of his tremendous help and co-operation.

4.Nikesh Murjani & Ayush Bafna: These were among the first seniors who knew me by name and whose phone numbers i had. They belonged to my KFT(Kartavya Finanance Team) phylum and i enjoyed a lot while working with them during me 2nd sem. I felt really bad when they left the team in July upon entering their third year. They were extremely hard-working and organized in their work, a perfect blend of dedication and professionalism. They were so easy-to-access and so open to suggestions that it was really comfortable to work with them. The best thing was that despite being so much work-oriented, they were really fun-to-be-around and guiding seniors for me personally. I really learnt a lot from them. Infact, whatever skills or talent that i have at present, related to KFT work, is attributed to these two people.

5.Amit Joshi & Shalabh Malik: These two took over KFT after those two left. And these two were complete opposites of their previous counterparts. They seemed to have a casual and laid back attitude towards work, but still they effectively managed to get all the work done. They gave full freedom to the juniors to do whatever they wanted to do. This freedom made me grow by leaps and bounds in a very short period of time. They were also fun-to-be-around and easy-to-access. While working with them, I grew quite close to both of them individually and can now share anything and everything with them. I call Shalabh whenever i have to ask anything related to my branch and he provides me extremely good assistance each and every time. We both share common hatred for our branch and keep criticizing it openly and publicly. With Amit, i have an informal bond and sort-of-friendship which i cherish from the bottom of my heart. I had never thought that i would have such good relations with these two people when i had first met them.

P.S. The list is over... I had never thought that i would ever make such a list of seniors when i had newly joined the college. Infact, at that time i used to get extremely irritated on seeing or even hearing about seniors. I hated to even call them "sir" and it really pissed me off when my first year roomie Rohit Goyal grew so-very "seniorholic".
I am surprised to see how my thinking and attitude has changed in due course of time. Time indeed is very powerful!

Bye.

Monday, May 3, 2010

Essay by a kid..

Just got this amazing e-mail...

A teacher from Primary School asks her students to write an essay about what they would like God to do for them. At the end of the day while marking the essays, she read one that made her very emotional.

Her husband, who had just walked in, saw her crying and asked her, "What happened?"
She answered, "Read this. It's one of my students' essay."

'O God, tonight I ask you something very special: Make me into a television. I want to take its place. Live like the TV in my house. Have my own special place, and have my family around ME. To be taken seriously when I talk.... I want to be the centre of attention and be heard without interruptions or questions. I want to receive the same special care that the TV receives when it is not working. Have the company of my dad when he arrives home from work, even when he is tired. And I want my mom to want me when she is sad and upset, instead of ignoring me... And... I want my brothers to fight to be with me... I want to feel that family just leaves everything aside, every now and then, just to spend some time with me. And last but not least make it that I can make them all happy and entertain them...
Lord I don't ask you for much... I just want to live like every TV.'

At that moment the husband said, "My God, poor kid! What horrible parents!"
She looked up at him and said, "That essay is our son's!"


This is a wake-up call for all parents, teachers and society in general..

First the kids are urged to talk- be intelligent, smart, bright..
And then..
they are asked to shut them up, ripping them off their naturalnesss....
:(

DON'T DO THIS WITH ANY CHILD... Never put cold water on anybody's enthusiasm, especially children!

Sunday, March 28, 2010

मेरा प्यार


This was written by me about 2 years ago...

तुमसे ही दिल लगाना है,
तुमको ही अपना बनाना है,
तुम चाहे मानो लाख बुरा....
हमने तो तुमको ही चाहना है!!

हर मोड़ पे तुम्हे ही सताना है,
बात-बात पे तुम्हे ही चिड़Iना  है
बिन बात के तुमसे झगड़ना भी...
तुमसे ही बात करने का बहाना है!!

दोस्ती का मतलब तुमसे ही जाना है,
ज़िन्दगी का पाठ भी तुम्हे ही सिखाना है,
और भी तो बहुत कुछ बाकी है...
अभी तुमसे पीछा नहीं छुड़ाना है!!


Do comment if you like it.... 

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Past & Present "Me"


(A new poem written by me... It is my assessment of myself.)
Few years back, I was just like a very small sapling....

 My life didn't seem to have any proper direction,
I was constantly trying to only "capture" perfection.
Never did i realize relativity of all the judgements,
In this quest, i sacrificed my very own sentiments.
I kept worrying about opinions of people around,
I wanted to be part of the so-called "cool crowd".
All my decisions used to flicker every moment,
I had absolutely no idea how life was to spent.
But now, You have nurtured me to be this tall tree..
 
That now i can offer my shade even to others,
and can treat them just like my own brothers.
My problems have become so small and few,
Every event of life seems just so fresh and new.
I have now rightly understood the ultimate truth of life,
that has completely resolved my each and every strife.
Your love has made me re-discover the true "me",
who can comfortably act foolishly and be FREE!!




Hope the readers like it!!
Bye.