Some Really Hilarious Jokes :)

This one i had posted as my fb status two days back....



Mom: Beta Khana Khayega?
Beta: Na.


Mom: Laddu?
Beta: Na.

Mom: Ice Cream?
Beta: Na.

Mom: Bilkul Sharad Pawar Pe Gaya Hai tu,
         THAPPAD Hi Khayega...... ;)






And these are some more(also very cool)...

Bhoot 1: Tum kaise maare?

Bhoot 2: Thand se.

Bhoot 1: Aur tum??
Bhoot 2: Sharam se.

Bhoot 1: Wo kaise?
Bhoot 2: Biwi pe shak tha, sara ghar dhund daala..
             Lekin koi nahi mila.

Bhoot 1: Saale refrigerator dekh leta,
             Toh dono bach jaate..

Gaon me Bijli aane wali thi, isliye sab log Bahut Khush the. Gaon ka ek Kutta bhi Bahut Khush tha.

Sab ne poochha: Tu kyun Khush hai?


Wo bola: Bijli aayengi to Khambe bhi Lagenge na... ;)

Girl : Mujhe ek msg 40 logo ko bhejna hai,
         toh kaise bheju?

Customer Care: Kya msg hai ?
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Girl:  Hi Janu, I have no balance,
        plz 100 ka rechrage karva do.!






WHAT IS REAL TENSION?
Ek Khoobsurat Ladki ne Aapse Lift Maangi, Raaste mein Uski Tabiyat Kharab ho gayi. 
Aap Usse Hospital le gaye... 
Doctor Bola: Aap Baap Banne Wale Ho!!


Aap Bole: Main Iska Baap Nhi Hun.
Phir Ladki Boli: Yahi Iska Baap hai!


Police Aayi, Apka Medical Check-up hua. 
Report aayi: Aap Kabhi Baap Hi Nhi Ban Sakte! 


Aapne Ladki se Peecha Chhootne ke Liye Thank God Kaha, Aur Nikal Liye, 
Phiir socha yeh-: "GHAR PE JO 2 BACCHE HAIN, VO KISKE HAIN?? :D 
This is Real Tension.. ;)


LOLz.... :D